I saw an Oprah show, showing an inside look at “modern-day” North Korea by reporter Lisa Ling (not to be confused with “Charlie’s Angels” star Lucy Liu). The story was chilling. There wasn’t anyone walking around outside, certainly no one jogging or biking, and pictures of Kim Jong-Il were EVERYWHERE. It was scary–not a single ad to be found for any products. Also, every person had a picture of that man in their house, and everyday at least twice, this one family they showed would bow to it and give thanks. But they SAY they don’t worship him. Yeah, sure… Can you believe those people over there still take the (not surrender, but) cease-fire deal signed in 1950-something seriously? Not saying they shouldn’t, in the sense that they should go trigger-happy on South Korea, but in the sense that everyone else has moved on except them. Yeah, we’re still over there, but in a loose fashion, and South Korea’s 50-and-under civilian population is like “Korean War? When did that happen again?” North Korea, though, thinks that some shit is still likely to kick off at any moment, and is apparently still in full-alert mode even today. Isn’t that crazy??
Also, yesterday I read on cnn.com that “Supreme Commander” Kim (yep, that’s one of his bonafide titles) was quoted as saying that any further pressure on the United States’ part to disarm their nuclear program “will be taken as a declaration of war”. Oooo. And um, just what are you proposing to do about that, buddy? Stop trading with us? *smirk* Send shiploads of North Koreans to Manhattan’s harbor with bayoneted rifles to storm Sak’s Fifth Avenue and Trump Towers with the rallying cry “We Stand Together!“?? Ha-Ha-Highly doubtful. And he’s not crazy or stupid enough to use the nukes because that would set off the biggest shitstorm (pardon the pun) the world has ever seen. Try, “WWIII: WWII with a Vengeance”. If so, North Korea would probably be the one to be wiped off the map by the country with over 1 billion served, China. 1-2-3–Yay!
What do you mean, “Cheering is in bad taste”? Would you miss them? Seriously? I thought not.